Student: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"
Teacher

: "Of course not."
Student: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework."

This is a basic English joke which should be easy to read. Is it easy for you all to understand?

你有什么中国笑话要讲吗? 😝

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Johnson 2021.01.16 09:40

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我的人生本来就是一个笑话。
oneeeee 2021.01.16 09:42

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哈哈哈哈，太逗了这有个好玩的。父母送孩子去学跆拳道，孩子学了一阵回来给他爸打了一圈，有点疼他妈说：我们花钱让你去学回来你就这样欺负你爸呀？孩子说：我就告诉你一声你的钱没白花
Joy橙橙 2021.01.16 09:44

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一根火柴的头有些痒，然后他就摸了一下自己的头，然后就自燃了
李sir 2021.01.16 09:47

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The shark is telling a story to the turtle. Suddenly the octopus came and asked: What are you doing The shark replied: I am telling a story to the turtle😄
Constance 2021.01.16 10:06

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Are these pictures from the TV show Friends?
Bunny young ớ ₃ờ 2021.01.16 10:37

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有个人走路，突然觉得脚有点酸，低头一看，发现自己踩到一个柠檬📝📝📝
Teresa 2021.01.16 10:46

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Do you know Peppa Pig?有一天，小猪佩奇哭着对妈妈说：“小朋友们都说我长得像吹风机。”猪妈妈心疼地说：“乖，下次说话时离妈妈远一点，别把我头发吹乱了。”
Vanessa 2021.01.16 10:50

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我超爱老友记
Aubrey 2021.01.17 00:24

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恶心妈给恶心开门，因为恶心到家了😂
julie 2021.01.18 10:30

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May I ask where these pictures were taken? Just looking at them reminds me of all the seasons of Friends 😃
verisere 2021.04.30 08:57

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one day.my son took his chinese test paper home. there is Reading questions said，there is a little goat .he is the chef in the forest.he cooked a lot of tasty food for other animal，like Beans, vegetables, carrots。and the quesrion is .what esle do you think he cuold cook for his friends. my son wrote roast mutton😓😓😓😓