A preacher had succeeded in putting an elderly man asleep by

his sermon. Preaching for a decision, in the midst of his sermon, he shouted, "Those who want to go to Hell, stand up." The old man heard the "Stand up" and did so.
He looked around, paused with a puzzled look on his face and said, "Preacher, I don't know what we're voting on, but it looks like you and I are the only ones for it." 😂😂😂