FRIENDLY ADVICE.

Want to make friends? Here's a guide to how

you say something changes how we see you.


I HAVE NO FRIEND.
[The concept of a friend does not exist in your world. We doubt that is true. ]

I HAVE NO FRIENDS. I HAVEN'T ANY FRIENDS. I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.
[Generally, used to emphasize that you're looking for any or a variety of -- friends. We sympathize, and hope you work on social cues and make a friend soon.]

I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS. I NEVER HAVE (ANY) FRIENDS.
[Something happens where your acquaintances never end up friends -- or it's your policy not to make friends. We fear you're digging in to challenge the world to acceot you on your terms. Be yiur friend or else.]

I LIKE HAVING FRIENDS.
[Maybe you have friends, or maybe you want more. Hey! We like that attitude and may say hello.]

I'D LIKE TO HAVE FRIENDS.
[You look forward to having friends and are offering. We support your goal and wish you the best.]

I HAVE FRIENDS.
[Well done!]