East Midlands dialect part 2:
We do not write like this, so please

take it only as a pronunciation guide or a bit of fun. I will try to show local pronunciation, idioms, and the occasional dialectal word.

Hello, darling
'ey up, mi duck.
こんにちは ("darling" and "duck" don't really have a meaning)

I'll do it myself.
I'll do it messen.
自分でやるよ

How are you?
Howz thee? (usually as a joke, more common in Yorkshire these days)
元気？

I'm going to the shop. Do you want anything?
ahm goin' t' shop, want owt? (Shared with Yorkshire dialect)
店に行くけど、何か欲しいものある？

Eat it！
Gerrit dahn ya! (get it down you)
食べよ！

It looks like it will rain soon.
It's black ov'ver Bill's mother's.
雨が降りそう。

A: What you are doing? B: Nothing.
A: What ya up t'? B: Nowt.
A:何してるの？B:何もしてない。

Idiot
Wazzerk
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